I heard about an article that was written in some newspaper that said that Madonna, Megan Mullally and me, being gay icons, are hypocrites because we be married and that we have no credibility when we talk about how it is wrong that gay marriage isn’t acknowledged by the government. I didn’t read that shit […]
I went to eat dim sum in Chinatown. The hierarchy between the dim sum ladies still exists. What it is broken down into is a kind of terrible ranking system in which the young and attractive dim sum ladies are in charge of the glass carts, filled with the crisp fried balls of dough filled […]
Cornell University is hard to get to, and well worth it. The architecture is both sleek and ancient. The students are sharp as razor blades. The statue outside the hotel we are staying on campus, a massive, nude, shiny metal bearded man, actually has a phallus, but it’s cold here, and he is a grower […]
Budded. High, mastercharge, weed. we smoked it back in the day. Oh shit did we ever. I believe there was a canyon, a wooded area behind my high school. I never did get a high school diploma – but I did get high. We called it getting “Budded” and I guess there was more to […]
It’s my birthday it’s my birthday it’s my birthday it’s my birthday and you know I am going to Chuck E Cheese. And yo, they do not have wireless internet y’all, so don’t playa hate, congratulate. Here are some nice letters people are writing me lately, in case you think that I have to fight […]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. PRYOR. Sorry, a little belated, as it was the 1st of the month. Mine is tomorrow. I am honored to share your birthday week. We get name checked on E! – it happens at the same time, along with Woody Allen and Walt Disney, but I like you the best. What can […]
> Dear Margaret, > This is in regard to your piece > “Twice as Good” on your > website dated 12/1/03. What > the hell are you talking about? I was talking about shopping. > You assume that because rap > cd’s are locked up in crystal > cases that the stores are trying > […]
> Margaret- > > I read the intriguing piece in your blog > about what you think of Thanksgiving. > I don’t expect a response, but I’d be > delighted if you’d care to enlighten me. > I have a few questions. > > 1. Why do you say that “We” destroyed > the Indians, […]
There are some playas that are so fine they beyond a ‘Shadow of a Dick.’ Everyone has reasons why they like somebody’s looks, want to break them off, be their baby daddy – that is a simple matter of taste, formulated by past lovers, crushes developed in childhood, the ones that kind of look like […]
