Patton Oswalt

Who’s beautiful? Patton Oswalt. I have always thought he is such a darling boy, just sweet faced, good hearted and incredibly funny. He used to live one street over from me, right by the Holy City Zoo in San Francisco. He lived in an unruly comic’s den with Blaine Capatch and Brian Posehn. I thought […]

Dani Campbell

Who is beautiful? Dani from A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. Maybe it is because she’s a firefighter, maybe it is her amazingly cute face or her toned and fit firefighting body. Who knows? Dani’s adorable and I ain’t afraid to say so. I also like her sincere butch ways. I don’t know who […]

Miss Dirty Martini

Who’s beautiful? Just a work of art, I really think Dirty Martini is the most beautiful woman in the world. She brings a tear to my eye. During the Sensuous Woman shows, I would speed my way through costume changes just so I could get a glimpse of her every night. She’s so creamy and […]

Jane Lynch

Who is beautiful? Everyone has a list. They come out during the year to much fanfare and applause and it is always the same people, which is fine if you really think Orlando Bloom is gorgeous or you can’t imagine anyone finer than Penelope Cruz. I think all those same people are lovely, and they […]

What is Beauty?

Beauty is something I struggle with all the time, and since I am writing a show about it, I would love to hear what your thoughts are on beauty. Do you feel beautiful? Did you always feel that way? Were you told you were beautiful as a child? Are you told you are beautiful now? […]

The Burn

Look at my burn!!! It is terrible!!! Right on my forehead. It is really big and sometimes throbs. I got it from using Selene’s curling iron last week. Here is how it happened. First of all, it is all my fault, and it is hygiene related. My hair was really greasy. Last week I was […]

Thank You All

I just got home after two months of doing “The Sensuous Woman” and now, after what was a nonstop whirlwind of activity I am really not sure what to do with myself. I want to thank everyone in the show, especially our NY cast members who joined us near the end, Jo Boobs and Tigger, […]

My Crane

Yay! I got a tattoo from amazing artist Chris O’Donnell! He is so incredible and I love my tattoo so much! I know I look like I am not enjoying myself but it really wasn’t so bad. And Chris is hell of fine!!!