Ian Harvie

Who is beautiful? Ian Harvie. The handsomest guy around. Wow! And he’s not just great looking. He is also an awesome comic and a terrific pal. Come check him out on on my new tour, “Beautiful,” premiering in Australia. US Dates will be announced soon!

Jo Boobs

Jo Boobs is beautiful. Here she is as her cheese eating diva Fanny Fromage. Look at that booty!! I am an ass man, and Jo has the finest onion…it will make you cry!! I love her because not only is she absolutely gorgeous, she is incredibly smart. She is a burlesque performer, teacher, historian, and […]

Simone de la Getto

Who is beautiful? You might remember Simone de la Getto from the Hunter video. She played Hunter’s ladyfriend with the incredible ass dance. She’s gorgeous and one of the members of the awesome burlesque troupe Harlem Shake. I don’t know if you can tell here, but she is very very tall, with legs for days […]

Princess Farhana

Princess Farhana is beautiful. Here she is in a gorgeous costume I gave her, from Egypt. Can you see, it has musical notes all over it! She is beautiful and I love her hair straight like that. One of the things that makes her so amazing is that she is the most alive person I […]

Lucas Silveira

Lucas Silveira is so beautiful. He’s the ultimate rock star babe. He has very dark eyes fringed with the blackest portuguese eyelashes that make me want to scream out loud when I see him. Not only is he gorgeous, he has an incredible voice and is the frontman for The Cliks, the most exciting band […]

Tigger!

Who’s beautiful? Tigger! The secret to his gorgeousness? Tigger said, “The best thing I ever did for my body was start SHOWING it…” Good for his body and good for us! Tigger is so beautiful and such a warm and wonderful guy. I love all his ginger hair and tiger stripes! He reminds me of […]

Red

Who is beautiful? My friend Red, who is about to get top surgery, which is a chest reduction for trans guys. He is beautiful, so beautiful. I am really proud of him and excited for him. For many transgendered folks, the body can be a great source of pain and frustration, and so surgery has […]

Charlotte Gainsbourg

Charlotte Gainsbourg is beautiful. Her legs are miles long and her face just makes me want to cry. Fragile and sweet, she is an awesome actress and has the best parents around…the late Serge Gainsbourg and inventor of the birkin bag, Jane Birkin. http://youtube.com/watch?v=JKPXPJryp3g

My Birthday

A break from the most beautiful list to show off this awesome card from my friend, Lorene Machado! Thanks Lorene!!!

Kal Penn

Who’s beautiful? Kal Penn. Totally gorgeous and amazingly talented…while watching “The Namesake,” I wanted to suck on a pickle and cry and cry the whole way through. Not only is he beautiful and fine, he is also a very nice guy. Everyone is madly in love with him! Seriously, I don’t know one person who […]

John Roberts

John Roberts. Oh, he is funny and beautiful and cute. I can’t stop watching this video: or this one: Both characters are so funny because they are so frighteningly real. You can still see that he is gorgeous, through the wigs, the tape, the christmas sweaters. I think he looks like the also unbelievably beautiful […]