Comments on: There Will Be Bloodstains

By: yeah

yeah — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 06:36:33 +0000

You are so lost. Here’s praying for you.ss1encl

By: Paul H.

Paul H. — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 04:04:31 +0000

I seriously hope your pants pull through. Artistic, sensual, intelligent, fun- they’re a perfect match you should be seen together!

By: burberry earmuffs

burberry earmuffs — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 00:44:12 +0000

burberry earmuffs…

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By: Angie

Angie — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 20:33:28 +0000

“I own my hole. If something comes out, its on me.”

Brilliance. More people should own their holes….

By: kalalaumango

kalalaumango — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 17:26:51 +0000

hilarious …. for me, leather and chaps about as interesting as a toadstool these days, but the entirety is hilarious. i love when you address things from intercultural spheres that reach beyond the contemporary inertia of brand dialogue that has made so much in the western hemisphere so booooooooooring — like the eponymous cheesy burger being the penultimate in american progress. economic crisis?? what are you talking about?? thank you that is beautiful.

By: Russell Miller

Russell Miller — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 04:08:50 +0000

I think the stigmata idea makes sense. Why would God send us messages with stains as the medium? Curious. I had some black leather pants once, which, like you, I spent all I had on. It failed to make the impression I had hoped for. I recall them being a real bitch to take off! I half expected to peel off my skin along with the pants. The idea was better than the pants themselves. But I still loved the smell of them, and would admire them hanging in my closet. Just like you, I have no idea what happened to those pants. Strange stains and disappearing fetish objects, it all feels so Catholic to me. Incidentally on purpose, I included your video ‘My Puss’ on my latest post ‘The Vagina’ on my blog. Hope you check it out!

By: Fuzzbear

Fuzzbear — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 03:36:21 +0000

“So now I am just waiting for the pants now to come out of the pants hospital. Oh god. I hope they are ok.”

This is the best thing I’ve read all week. So awesome.

I’ll light a candle for your pants.

By: ltrane

ltrane — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 02:15:41 +0000

It was from the blood of the lamb.
Yes, I’m vegan.

By: Jude

Jude — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 20:11:51 +0000

But now you’ve notified the Internet that it’s not a period stain, so you can wear them in good conscience and just say, “READ ABOUT IT ONLINE, YOU FUCKING MORON!”

By: mmm

mmm — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 18:59:17 +0000

I think we are kindred spirits, this story made. my. day.