Troubled
Bush is “troubled” by gay marriage in San Francisco.
(sung to the tune of “Trouble” by Cat Stevens)
Trouble
Oh trouble set me free
I have seen the gays
And it’s too much too much for me
Trouble
Or trouble can’t you see
To be married and be gay
You’re taking my laws away
And there is nothing much left of me
I’ve made us war for a time
All the world could be mine
So won’t you be fair
Not that I will play fair
I don’t want to more of you
So won’t you stop the GLBT
San Francisco or anywhere
Don’t make me go there
Trouble
Oh trouble I hate gays
I have seen men in drag
And it’s too much for me today
Trouble
Oh trouble can’t you see
Same sex marriage is bad for me
I might even lose my presidency
I’ve seen those guys
Lesbians locking eyes
Happy and free
Happy and free
I’m beat, I’m scorned
Unflattered ignored and warned
Too shocking to see
Oh Daddy why me?
Trouble
Oh trouble move from me
I’ve raised the national debt
Let me lead the nation into misery
Trouble
Oh trouble please be kind
I don’t want no fight
And I haven’t got a lot of time