Pussy Write Letters
Thank you for all of your pussy poetry. Here are some of my favorites:
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My puss takes first place
Your puss is full of hate
My puss is like meals on wheels
Your puss, slimy like eels
My Puss has it’s own charms
Your puss don’t need no alarm
My Puss puts a smile on faces
Your puss needs to go get braces
My puss tastes good with frosting
Your puss needs some lip glossing
My puss is always on
Your puss is greener than my lawn
My puss is tough as nails
Your puss leaves tracks like a snail
- Molly Flores
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“I Don’t Shave My Pussy, Babe”
by Jackie Matejko
You know I don’t shave my pussy, babe!
So why you gotta ask again?
You know I don’t shave my pussy, babe.
It itches when it’s growin’ back in.
Why the hell’d I even want to
Put that razor to my delicate skin?
Cuz you know I don’t shave my pussy,
So please don’t ask again.
La la la la la la la
La la la la
I don’t shave my pussy.
I know it’s sad, but it’s true.
If you were lucky enough to have one of your own
I bet you’d say the same thing too.
If I were to shave my pussy,
It’d only be to get a tattoo that says,
“If you got this far, whoever you are,
I musta shaved my pussy for you…”
But no…really…
Cuz you know I don’t shave my pussy, babe!
So why you gotta ask again?
You know I don’t shave my pussy, babe!
It itches when it’s growin’ back in.
Why the hell’d I even want to
Put that razor to my delicate skin?
Cuz you know I don’t shave my pussy,
So please don’t ask again!
Said, you know I don’t shave my pussy, babe!
So please! Don’t ever ask me again.
-Jackie Matejko
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my puss - is snappin with action, the main attraction, cause a chain reaction, up and down the coast with kegel positraction and guaranteed mindbending satisfaction, word.
your puss - is like… all icky and oogy and covered in cooties, plus has a bad attitude and smells like Febreze. and doesn’t even warrant good rhyme, unlike mine.
damn, my puss rules.
- rev. reacharound
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My puss is young and fresh
Its not fat but a little rubenesque
I like to keep my pubic hair trim
Spread my labia to see my gem
My clit likes to be touched
When rubbed right my moans can not be hushed
My puss can make any man my slave
Ill let you in if you promises to behave
It’s frequently visited by all types of things
Tongues, dildos and penises with cock rings
I remember slowly rubbing my hand up my thigh the first time I explored it
Fingers entering my vagina and then retreating to focus on my clit
My puss is a little sad I don’t have as much time for it these days
But I’m too busy responding to Margaret’s blogs, along with all the gays
-hooly
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Don’t be hatin my labia majora
Just cuz they gotcha actin like a whore-a
My puss makes you hurt so good
So get all up in this clitoral hood
~Kristi
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