Comments on: Fuckwich off the 405 http://www.margaretcho.com/blog/2008/02/14/fuckwich-off-the-405.html Thu, 28 Aug 2008 04:51:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.1 By: Slappy Hussein http://www.margaretcho.com/blog/2008/02/14/fuckwich-off-the-405.html#comment-1717 Slappy Hussein Fri, 04 Apr 2008 03:14:05 +0000 http://www.margaretcho.com/blog/2008/02/14/fuckwich-off-the-405.html#comment-1717 Oh, Sweetie, I hope you had something bitchy to say to BMW. I am guessing your Mini is no more than three years old, so engine failure is so not allowed. You do not sell lemons to Margaret Cho. It just isn't DONE! Oh, Sweetie, I hope you had something bitchy to say to BMW. I am guessing your Mini is no more than three years old, so engine failure is so not allowed. You do not sell lemons to Margaret Cho. It just isn’t DONE!

]]> By: Phildo http://www.margaretcho.com/blog/2008/02/14/fuckwich-off-the-405.html#comment-632 Phildo Tue, 26 Feb 2008 20:44:47 +0000 http://www.margaretcho.com/blog/2008/02/14/fuckwich-off-the-405.html#comment-632 Oh no! I wish I had a mini too! Parking in LBC is sooo freaking hard. :( But at least your troops rallied for ya! Oh no! I wish I had a mini too! Parking in LBC is sooo freaking hard. :( But at least your troops rallied for ya!

]]> By: benja http://www.margaretcho.com/blog/2008/02/14/fuckwich-off-the-405.html#comment-606 benja Sat, 23 Feb 2008 00:26:57 +0000 http://www.margaretcho.com/blog/2008/02/14/fuckwich-off-the-405.html#comment-606 I feel you but you make me sad with your love of the automobile. LA... I love it, but it is fuct. I feel you but you make me sad with your love of the automobile.

LA… I love it, but it is fuct.

]]> By: Anna http://www.margaretcho.com/blog/2008/02/14/fuckwich-off-the-405.html#comment-552 Anna Sun, 17 Feb 2008 21:28:33 +0000 http://www.margaretcho.com/blog/2008/02/14/fuckwich-off-the-405.html#comment-552 Oh and my friends and I have decided that one of the lower rings of hell is being stuck in traffic when you really really have to pee. Oh and my friends and I have decided that one of the lower rings of hell is being stuck in traffic when you really really have to pee.

]]> By: Anna http://www.margaretcho.com/blog/2008/02/14/fuckwich-off-the-405.html#comment-551 Anna Sun, 17 Feb 2008 21:27:38 +0000 http://www.margaretcho.com/blog/2008/02/14/fuckwich-off-the-405.html#comment-551 So I actually found your blog through Needled.com, amazing tattoo by the way. And though I'm pretty much a lurker I have to say that I love everything you write. The topics are great and your style of writing makes everything better. This entry made me laugh out loud, so please keep writing =) So I actually found your blog through Needled.com, amazing tattoo by the way. And though I’m pretty much a lurker I have to say that I love everything you write. The topics are great and your style of writing makes everything better. This entry made me laugh out loud, so please keep writing =)

]]> By: bloggernoob http://www.margaretcho.com/blog/2008/02/14/fuckwich-off-the-405.html#comment-530 bloggernoob Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:25:16 +0000 http://www.margaretcho.com/blog/2008/02/14/fuckwich-off-the-405.html#comment-530 haha fuckwich. i had my clutch blow out on the 405 back in the day. it was my first car, i was 16 and driving to the valley to show it off to my old jr hs mates. i downshifted to third and i heard a boom. couldn't get into gear and my car was starting to slow down. cars wheezing by me. 40mph, 30mph. i put the hazards on and slowly moved to the right lane. it was so freaky. thought i was going to die. anyway, i understand how freaky and frustrating it is to have something like that happen. i didn't know you were married... haha fuckwich. i had my clutch blow out on the 405 back in the day. it was my first car, i was 16 and driving to the valley to show it off to my old jr hs mates. i downshifted to third and i heard a boom. couldn’t get into gear and my car was starting to slow down. cars wheezing by me. 40mph, 30mph. i put the hazards on and slowly moved to the right lane. it was so freaky. thought i was going to die. anyway, i understand how freaky and frustrating it is to have something like that happen.

i didn’t know you were married…

]]> By: love2all http://www.margaretcho.com/blog/2008/02/14/fuckwich-off-the-405.html#comment-525 love2all Fri, 15 Feb 2008 00:41:10 +0000 http://www.margaretcho.com/blog/2008/02/14/fuckwich-off-the-405.html#comment-525 This weekend I went to Benihana and got one of those 20 oz beers with dinner. Well, fuck me for not peeing before I left and having a tiny bladder. My husband drove home but I had to pee. And I mean PEEEEEEE. And no bathrooms close by. I look all over the car for a cup. None other than his precious coffee mug. He wasn't going for it and so I contemplated peeing in an empty can of sparkling water. I decided my vagina was far too big for that and I wasn't going to try to squish my lips into the lid (besides, I'd cut myself!) Sooooo... what was left was a sandwich bag. A ziploc sandwich bag. And yes, I went in it. A tiny bit dribbled out on the floor mat but nothing to fuss over. I then took the bag, and (sorry environment) flung it out the window. Car behind us was not happy. But I was soooo relieved. Seriously, that's the best decision I've made in the last few months. If you have to pee and only have a sandwich bag, go for it. This weekend I went to Benihana and got one of those 20 oz beers with dinner. Well, fuck me for not peeing before I left and having a tiny bladder. My husband drove home but I had to pee. And I mean PEEEEEEE. And no bathrooms close by.

I look all over the car for a cup. None other than his precious coffee mug. He wasn’t going for it and so I contemplated peeing in an empty can of sparkling water. I decided my vagina was far too big for that and I wasn’t going to try to squish my lips into the lid (besides, I’d cut myself!) Sooooo… what was left was a sandwich bag. A ziploc sandwich bag.

And yes, I went in it. A tiny bit dribbled out on the floor mat but nothing to fuss over. I then took the bag, and (sorry environment) flung it out the window. Car behind us was not happy.

But I was soooo relieved. Seriously, that’s the best decision I’ve made in the last few months. If you have to pee and only have a sandwich bag, go for it.

]]> By: lee http://www.margaretcho.com/blog/2008/02/14/fuckwich-off-the-405.html#comment-523 lee Thu, 14 Feb 2008 21:48:16 +0000 http://www.margaretcho.com/blog/2008/02/14/fuckwich-off-the-405.html#comment-523 i can totally identify with having a car that is your safe bubble. i have a pt cruiser that i love dearly. it is my baby car. but the other day my son pointed out to me that only two kinds of people drive cars: thuggish teen-aged gang members, and fat middle-aged housewives having a mid-life crisis. can you guess which one i am? i can totally identify with having a car that is your safe bubble. i have a pt cruiser that i love dearly. it is my baby car. but the other day my son pointed out to me that only two kinds of people drive cars: thuggish teen-aged gang members, and fat middle-aged housewives having a mid-life crisis. can you guess which one i am?

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