It’s 3am!
It is 3am and the phone is ringing. Who do you want picking up the phone?
Well, if someone is calling me at 3am, then usually, they are looking for some ass. I don’t think that I will be picking it up, unless I am somehow craving ass at that particular hour, which I usually am not. I am more of a 3pm ass person than a 3am ass person, because I have to work. So whoever I vote for – I am hoping that person will not be looking for ass at 3am because that wouldn’t be so great for the country, with the exception of Bill Clinton who you know was looking for ass all the time (not that this would have anything to do with Hillary Clinton – really – she is a smart lady so I am sure at that hour she would be sleeping like any sensible Senator). Bill Clinton probably answered the ass phone at all hours but he still managed to get a lot of stuff done and be a good president. I would go so far as to say he was a good ass president.
Anyway, I don’t know about who’s gonna call you at 3am if it isn’t ass related.
March 8th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
If it’s not 3AM their time, it might not be related to ass. However, they might be drunk. They better be impaired some sorta way if they didn’t do the math to figure out that it’s 3AM where I am!
March 8th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
Unfortunately, my looks are average at best, so a 3 a.m. call for me means someone died. Given the choice, I’d rather get laid.
March 8th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
Thank you Thank you Thank you for stopping by in Hawaii and not skipping by your fans in Honolulu. I cannot wait to see you tomorrow!
I always imagined Bill Clinton as a text message or AIM kind of guy…
March 9th, 2008 at 3:48 am
Who ever calls at that time needs to set their ass clock at a different time.
March 9th, 2008 at 8:47 am
…the only thing worse than getting a 3am ass call is NOT getting a 3am ass call when it’s sorely (in more ways than one!) needed.
March 9th, 2008 at 9:54 am
3am calls are:
1. ass calls (we use to call them booty calls)
2. help! i’m in jail (oh, hell no)
3. drunk dialing 101 (when you live in Hawaii you get a lot of those or at least I do)
4. someone has died
I am soooooo mfkin exciting that you are here in Hawaii! Of course I am going to your 7pm show tonight, I was even thinking of getting tickets for the 10pm (but I thought that might be a bit much, even for me).
we love you Margaret!
aloha
March 9th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
Well, it might be 3:00 a.m your time, but it could be 3:00 pm somewhere else.
In anycase I would want to talk to someone who has experience….
I’m just saying.
March 9th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
I get drunk diale alot… so it is probably a friend of mine who just got kicked out of a bar and needs to find something to entertain herself with…
Luv ya!
March 10th, 2008 at 7:31 pm
I can imagine a different ad with your mother’s voice. “if you don’t pick up, then you are gaaaaaay.”
March 11th, 2008 at 8:14 am
Seriously, I like Hillz, but I wish she’d lay off the fear mongering. I don’t want my vote to be because of intimidation and/or via threats. Girlfriend is pushing me toward Oprama!
March 29th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
who ever is calling at 3 am should have a very very good excuse or else bang …:0)
Chanti
March 29th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
better unplug the phone when you go to sleep so no one can call you
Enigma