My Vh1 Playlist
Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008Look, I’m a VJ baby!
Look, I’m a VJ baby!
omg I got to do this video… so cool!!
Check out my new iTunes Celebrity Playlist! Here’s another one I did a few years ago.
I love this song. Jay Brannan and I wrote this song yesterday. I think he is a genius and also easy on the eyes. HE IS FINE!!!!
He is on a west coast tour so go see him and request, “RELAX YOUR NECKS”!!
The True Colors Tour rocked Oklahoma City Monday night and we all had a blast. It was a killer line up with Girl in a Coma, Andy Bell, little old me, JOAN JETT AND THE BLACKHEARTS!!!, the B-52s, and of course beautiful genius Cyndi Lauper. I love this tour and how it is just an amazing rock show with all these great bands and everyone coming together to show their support of gay and lesbian rights and equality for all.
I went on when the sun was still out, so I sweated almost all my makeup off. Joan Jett and the Blackhearts were right after me, so it was a real treat to get to watch them. Joan is incredible and gorgeous and she rocks so hard it shakes my bones! She is truly a rock icon and living legend and one of my favorite people and looks best when she playing hard and has glistening sweat dripping off her rock hard abs! She is so hot that she turns everyone’s head, even the gay boys! One adorable gay boy I was flirting with, who was the personal sweet gay boy groupie of Girl in a Coma, said she was so gorgeous that he had to catch his breath every time she walked by. Everyone is in complete love with her including me but I am first because I have been in line for the longest…I am talking about since The Runaways.
After the B-52s set, their tour manager asked Joan and I to come to their dressing room. He said, “The Bs would like to meet you.” I love that on tour they are called “The Bs.” It is very rock! So Joan and I went to visit and we all took pictures and everyone took a turn being in the middle, and of course I don’t have any to show you but maybe I can bribe one of them to give me one later.
Here is gorgeous Lucas from The Cliks doing a poignant doggy dance with a very cute partner!!
The True Colors tour made a stop at Radio City Music Hall last week and it was incredible!!! I am not hosting the show this year, but Carson Kressley is doing an awesome job as host, which is great. I think it is the hardest job on the tour, because you have to keep the audience entertained between the set changes and you never know how long anything is going to take. Carson had them all cheering and I especially liked all his fabulous wardrobe changes between each act.
I love True Colors, and I forgot I wasn’t the host this year, because at the end of The Cliks’ rocking opening set, I ran out on stage to make out with Lucas, as is our tradition from last year, and I got yelled at by the stage manager for disrupting the show! I love the lineup this year, which includes many of my absolute favorite artists like The Cliks, The Indigo Girls, Wanda Sykes, Rosie O’Donnell, Tegan and Sara, Regina Spektor, the B-52s (!!!!!!!!!!) and of course the wonderful Cyndi Lauper.
Later in the night, Cyndi asked me to go on right before her so I ended up being in the show anyway. I was totally nervous because I was following the B-52s, who I have loved since I was a kid. They were my idols growing up. I remember lying in bed listening to late night interviews with them on the radio, about how whenever they went on tour, the real show was happening in the audience, with people dressed in all kinds of crazy outfits and the biggest beehive hairdos ever. They said that two women came backstage with plastic crabs and other crustaceans stuck in their beehives. I dreamed that one day I might actually be able to attend a B-52s concert and be able to see the beehives up close. I got to do even better by meeting the whole band and sharing the stage with them. They sound incredible and look beautiful and are a treat treat treat!!!
My “official” appearance in the true colors tour will be in Oklahoma City on June 23rd, but don’t be surprised if I show up unannounced at other dates – most likely Berkeley and possibly Seattle. I have a little time on my hands these days because I am taking a bit of a break from the Beautiful tour and my new TV show, which will start airing August 21st.
No booty calls!! Deck!!
Look everyone!!! A trailer for “No Booty Calls!”
oh kelly!!
I am very excited about the new Flight of the Conchords record and have been listening to it nonstop. It is really great. They are so funny and also Jemaine Clement is very hot AND Asian adjacent – he is part Maori!!! I will be attending their concert at the Orpheum later this month and eagerly awaiting Season 2. Arj Barker is also on the HBO show and he is another Asian hottie. It is exciting! I really want to be on the show and challenge Mel to a duel to see who is truly their biggest fan. I love them!!!
Here is an amazing video made by my husband, Al. It’s not a compound!!!
I am on the road right now, and was just up in one of my favorite cities, Toronto! The best music in the world comes from there, like one of my very favorite bands, The Cliks, and also the band I would most love to be part of: Broken Social Scene. I have daydreams about moving to Toronto and trying to join the band – like just walking backwards with a rain stick onto their stage. Or maybe even a triangle. I can also do a bit of tambourine. That is a really good way to get into somewhere you don’t belong. Just walk in backwards while doing something with your hands. It really works! Plus, Broken Social Scene is one of those bands with so many people in it, I don’t think anyone would notice one more. Anyway, I got to do a cool Canadian talk show, “The Hour,” and the winsome and adorable host George called Kevin Drew right up on the show and we asked his voice mail if I could come on board! Hoping to get a positive response!
Lucas Silveira is so beautiful. He’s the ultimate rock star babe. He has very dark eyes fringed with the blackest portuguese eyelashes that make me want to scream out loud when I see him. Not only is he gorgeous, he has an incredible voice and is the frontman for The Cliks, the most exciting band around right now. Whenever Lucas enters a room, everyone holds in their stomach because he is just that fine. I love him!!


Charlotte Gainsbourg is beautiful. Her legs are miles long and her face just makes me want to cry. Fragile and sweet, she is an awesome actress and has the best parents around…the late Serge Gainsbourg and inventor of the birkin bag, Jane Birkin.