Archive for February, 2009

Oh Miley

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009

I am so upset by Miley Cyrus, I think it warrants a song!



Miley Cyrus made some chinky eyes
Standing behind an Asian guy
I don’t know if this should fly
As if there wasn’t enough to despise



I wasn’t necessarily a fan of
Her, her dad, or Hannah Montana
I tend to prefer the songs of Rihanna
Racism against Asians is simply bananas!



Oh Miley!
Chinky eyes make you look wily
prejudice isn’t thought of so highly
it doesn’t make us all smiley



Why is there nothing that Asians can do?
To make fun of other races as easily as you
Why isn’t racism against Asians taboo?
Why are we always so racially screwed!



All you have to do is pull at your face
To make your eyelids resemble our race
This kind of joke has no proper place
Miley Cyrus is a disgrace!



My 25 Random Things Song

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009

My 25 random things, in song form!



I like spring
The LA Kings
And leather cockrings
These are my 25 random things



I wish I had the sweetest voice in the world
My hair will never stay perfectly curled
Whatever I do, is with enthusiasm
Some days I can have multiple orgasms!



When I was 10 my dog died of mange
I had to go to FBI camp to learn to shoot at close range
I have done shots of vodka with Mikhail Gorbachev
And once on CNN I told Jerry Falwell to fuck off



I like romantic flings
And feathery wings
I’ve been to Beijing
These are my 25 things



My favorite place in the world is my bed
I can spend days there just giving head
My favorite comic is Dave Chappelle
When I eat squid sometimes my lips swell



I don’t drink champagne it just makes me hurl
I like boys and I really like girls
I ran away from home at sixteen
Late at night I can’t have caffeine



I love to sing
And eat chicken wings
I admire Martin Luther King
These are my 25 random things



Breaking up with Straight People

Wednesday, February 4th, 2009

Here’s a great article my friend wrote about something that we all can relate to!



I don’t know though. I hang around lesbians all the time yet I am literally wading in dick.Â