Archive for March, 2009

Ralph

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

I was petting my big dog Ralph and I found a lump on his chin. It was pretty big, and he’s old, almost 13. We took him to the vet and got it aspirated, which was scary. He seems ok now, and the vet is running tests, and said it’s probably alright and nothing to worry about, but I hate any kind of vet anything. I love my dogs so much, and I feel helpless when anything goes wrong, when they seem ill or scared or anything less than completely content and happy. Ralph is now sleeping off all the vet trauma and is gonna get lots of dog loving and massages and a nice long play with his favorite wooly felt toy snake later.



If you have animals, please pet them and love them and work from home whenever you can, and try to walk them every day and feed them the best food you can afford and get them the best medical treatment you are able to get for them and even if you don’t have money you can still love them and love them and love them because money matters less than love and when you walk by don’t just walk by them – be sure to kiss them on the forehead and look them in the eyes and thank them for being yours because one day they will be taken from you and you will not be ready for it and if you did not do all of this, you will be swallowed whole with regret.



Photos from the GayVNs

Monday, March 30th, 2009

Here’s me with Donna and Peter, my dates for the GayVNs, along with new friend, Janice Dickinson. Wow. That’s all I can say.



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San Francisco by Jill Sobule

Friday, March 27th, 2009



“San Francisco” from Jill Sobule’s new record “California Years.” Directed by Margaret Cho, with lots of help from Lorene Machado and Mookey Goh.



Jill’s record comes out on April 14th via her own “Pinko Records” label. Pre-order it here.



Starring Jill Sobule, Margaret Cho, Henry Lewis, Violet Blue, Mike Davis, Monistat, Peter Acworth, Donna Dolore, Daphne, Lorelei Lee, Isaac Fitzgerald, Stephen Elliot, Ryan, Mark Eitzel, Cecelia Chung, Tita Aida and Christina. Special thanks to Chip Yamada, Everlasting Tattoo and Kink.com



NY Times
Comedy Clubhouse

Thursday, March 26th, 2009

Interview by EDWARD LEWINE



Fun-o-meter: I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out.



Toughest type of gig: Any kind of business college. They just don’t think comedy.



Plus side of show cancellation: I was busy three solid years working on my last show, “All-American Girl,” on ABC. When it was finished I had nothing to do; there was something really great about that.



Household item she’s fussy about: The company that installed the surround sound for our TV went out of business, and if the battery power goes out on the remote, we’ll never be able to use it again. So I am anal about sticking the remote in its charger.



Sexual politics:: I refer to myself as gay, but I am married to a man. Of course, I’ve had relationships with women, but my politics are more queer than my lifestyle.



Disappointing celeb encounter: Sharon Stone. She was very hot and very beautiful and such a big actress at the time. I asked her if I could take a picture with her, and she gave me a look with daggers. It was really crushing.



Most vexing issue: I was raised to be self-conscious about weight. Then as I got older and started doing television, it became a career issue, like, “You have to lose weight or you’ll lose that job.” Now I have achieved some freedom from that.



Morning routine: I get up around 7 a.m. That’s very early for a stand-up comic. Then I’ll have breakfast with my husband, the artist Al Ridenour, take my three dogs for a walk and commence with my work.



Obsession: I can’t drag myself away from Final Cut Pro. It is a digital video editing system. I am obsessed with it, but I am always away from home, and I can’t use it.



Hobby: I am into belly dancing. I used to only hang with comics. Now I have friends who are dancers, and my whole house has a harem feel.



Upstairs downstairs: The house is big, but we only use the top half, which is where you enter the house, because my dog Ralph is 12 years old and has trouble with stairs.



Work uniform: I bought my old bathrobe in New Delhi, India. I wear it every single day. It is like my pajamas, house dress and eating dress in one.



Favorite music: I am in love with Counting Crows. It is so manly and American.



Last meal: It would involve a lot of macaroni and cheese and fried chicken. It would be kind of Southern, because the execution would most likely be in the South and you would want the local specialty.



Worst onstage moment: I did a show in Louisiana, and they tried to boo me off stage. But I have this bad thing: if an audience doesn’t like me, I won’t leave the stage. I give them more and more. It lasted for an hour.



Favorite household object: This Buddhist shrine that closes to look like an eggplant. Many people have tried to steal it at parties. I have taken it out of a drag queen’s purse. I kicked her out, and she said, “You’re not Madonna!”



Backyard amenity: We have this cool photography studio my husband built in the yard. You can photograph or shoot video in there. It has perfect natural light.



Misconception about Koreans: That we all like golf. Well, everybody does but me. So there is one Korean person who doesn’t.



Family heirloom: My favorite of my husband’s pieces is a decomposing skeleton. It’s made out of a plastic Halloween skeleton covered in pantyhose and buried in the ground for a year to replicate decomposition.

Fictional character she identifies with:
Penny Lane, the groupie in the film “Almost Famous.” I feel most comfortable backstage at a rock show with a shearling jacket on and every musician in love with me. That’s my comfort zone.



Fantasy career: Veterinary medicine. I’ve had dogs for years. Being a veterinarian is an intuitive thing, because your patients can’t tell you what is wrong, and I think I have a natural affinity for that.



Favorite place to visit: Mexico City. It’s so crazy and beautiful and mysterious and fun and you feel like you are high because there is no oxygen in the air.It’s so trippy.



Favorite window: It’s the stained-glass one in the downstairs bedroom. The stained glass was designed by Dame Darcy, an incredible artist, and made by Judson Studios. I love how the light comes through.It’s amazing.



Obsolete item she can’t toss: I still have all of these old iGo power adapters for phones long dead. For some reason I am suspicious about the chargers ofthe future, which is ridiculous.



Always in fridge: Mochi ice cream and Coke Zero.



Body décor: I am doing tattoos all over my body as a tribute to an employee of my father’s named David Forbes, who was my unofficial nanny. He was tattooed all over.



Favorite tattoo: It’s a little garter going around my left thigh, and it has a derringer pistol with a pearl handle in it. I have never seen that in a tattoo.



Medical waste: My husband and I collect morbid stuff, like embalming supplies and weird medical stuff from days gone by.



Aesthetic: Steampunk. It’s taking Victoriana and bringing it into the future. A good example would be the film “Dune.”



Favorite Steampunk item: My husband made a big Victorian suit with a breathing apparatus attached. It is this button-down, Victorian tailoring with an iron lung attached to it.



Evening routine: I finish work around 5 p.m., argue with my husband about where we are going for dinner. Then we’ll come back and watch TV for 45 minutes, and we’re in bed by 10 p.m.



Always by bed: Water and books on yoga for menstruation, which is stupid, but for some reason I have had them by my bed for seven years.



Dream talent: To play the sitar really, really well.



Trophy case: I kind of think keeping that stuff around is tacky. I have a box of awards in the closet. I think it is weird to put them out. I might if I had an Emmy or Oscar, but I don’t.



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Photos from SXSW

Monday, March 23rd, 2009

Look at me at Perez!!!



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Here with my fave artists ever, Girl in a Coma, Amanda Palmer and The Indigo Girls! Yeah!!! I want them all to be on my new record!



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Uncensored Interview: Free the West Memphis Three

Sunday, March 22nd, 2009

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