Archive for March, 2009

Eat Shit and Die

Saturday, March 21st, 2009

Ooh!! Guitarded is coming at ya!!!



Here’s a video of me and Grant Lee Phillips and Alex Burke performing “Eat Shit and Die”, which Grant and I wrote together. It’s so eggciting!!



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Yay!! I am a singer songwriter Yay!!!





with Amanda Palmer at SXSW

Friday, March 20th, 2009

Here’s me and Amanda on the first day of SXSW! Fresh and lovely! This was before I discovered I forgot to bring powder in my makeup kit. If you have some in my shade bring it and lemme use it! I will give it back and also give you a total hug.



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Photos by Beth Hommel



My SXSW Showcases are tonight!



Time Magazine
Comedian and SXSW Musician Margaret Cho

Friday, March 13th, 2009

By Claire Suddath



From March 13-22, more than 1,800 acts will descend upon Austin, Texas, for South by Southwest, one of the largest music, film and arts festivals in America. From seasoned veterans like PJ Harvey to unknown bands hoping to make it big, the weeklong festival is a mecca for hipster PBR-drinking music nuts. But amid all the unwashed dye jobs and American Apparel outfits will be Margaret Cho, the stand-up comedian who will appear at SXSW — as a musician? Cho talked to TIME about her sudden career switch. (See pictures from South by Southwest.)



Wait, so … you have an album coming out?

Yes. It’s tentatively titled Guitarded and won’t be out until next year. I’m currently in the writing process. I’m learning how to play music and write songs, but they’re comedy songs. Because I can’t write music or play very well — actually, I have quite a bit of musical aptitude when it comes to the guitar, but I don’t know how to write music — I’m collaborating with different artists who are giving me the music while I provide the lyrics. Two of the people I’m collaborating with will be performing with me at SXSW — Patty Griffin and Amanda Palmer [of the Dresden Dolls].



Have you known them long?
I met Patty through this album. I love her music so much and have been a fan for many years. I even traveled to Austin, where she lives, to write with her. And Amanda Palmer I’ve been friends with for years. We’ve been on tour together a few times, so she’s sort of an obvious choice.



Do you come up with the lyrics first and say, “I’m writing a song about this”?
Yeah. We all live in different cities, so what we’ll do is, I’ll e-mail them lyrics, and we’ll send MP3s back and forth and eventually get together. It’s cool, ’cause I’ve done this with quite a few people now. I’m doing it with Tegan and Sara, with the New Pornographers, with Grant-Lee Phillips, Jill Sobule, Jon Brion — it’s huge. There are a lot of songs — I think it’s going to be a double or triple album. Of course, a lot of the songs are very short. They span different genres too. It’s not your typical music album.



What are the songs about?
They’re all pretty dirty. The titles are things like, “I’m in Love with Someone Else, so F___ You” and “Eat S___ and Die.” But the songs themselves are so very beautiful. One of the ones I’m doing with Patty Griffin is an imagined duet with me and my dog. You know, if my dog could sing to me, what would he say? That one is sort of whimsical, but others are real raunchy. It’s like my stand-up comedy but in song form. (See pictures of the history of stand-up comedy.)

So now the obvious question is, Why are you doing songs?

I was inspired by Madonna. I’ve been doing comedy music in my shows for the last few years now. I saw Madonna playing the guitar and I was like, “I want to do that!” I mean, if she can do it, I can do it, right? But it’s really hard. So I came up with the idea of collaborating. But every time I meet with somebody to write a song, they give me a music lesson. Basically, I have some of the best musicians in the world teaching me.



But … why?
I just thought since the comedy scene is changing so much, I needed to do something different. I’ve been a political comedian for the past eight years, really railing against the Bush Administration and what was going on with the Iraq war and everything. Now that everything is changing, I felt like it was time for my comedy to change.



True. You can’t really rail against Bush now that Obama is President.
The country is taking a different direction. Now we can have more of a sense of lightness with our humor. We can have more fun. It’s like a chance to expand artistically. Comedy is going to change. This is my way of embracing the change.



Have you ever performed at SXSW before?
No, this will be my first time. I’ve never even been!

What are you expecting?



I don’t know! I’m excited for sure. I’m performing for the first time as a musician, which is new. I have all my little musician things to check off: bring this guitar, do this or do this. I can’t wear long necklaces anymore, because the guitar itself is a necklace. So that’s my jewelry, and I have to figure out what I’m going to wear around it.



I need to decide what my musician look is going to be. For a long time I was like, Oh, I’m going to be like Kim Deal — do a super ’90s thing, ’cause that was my heyday — but then I thought, “Well, I’m older now. Maybe I should be more like Emmylou Harris and have a beautiful dress.” I can’t decide. I have no idea what my rock look is going to be. I think I’m gonna do a different one every show.



One day you can be Dolly Parton, and the next day you can be like a ’90s rapper.
Like I’m in Run-D.M.C.



You should wear Hammer pants.
I think I have some of those!



Are you excited to see any bands while you’re in Austin?
I’m excited to see Amanda Palmer’s show, which I’m also performing in. I’m just excited to go. It’s huge — it’s South by Southwest.



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Pics of me and John Roberts

Thursday, March 12th, 2009

Here are some shots of me and my new gay crush, John Roberts. OMG!!!



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?uestlove

Wednesday, March 11th, 2009

Yesterday Marisa of needled.com fame and I went to a taping of the Jimmy Fallon Show. I love Jimmy and feel like I am his mom. He’s a great host! And the house band is The Roots!!!!! So incredibly cool! We were dying to get a picture with ?uestlove but were too shy to ask, but then we saw him again downstairs and HAD to. So adorable. Love this picture. Its facebook gold, I say!!



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Guest on John Roberts shows @ Comix, March 8th!

Friday, March 6th, 2009

NJ & Pittsburgh shows tonight & tomorrow and then…



I’m gonna be a guest on John Roberts shows at Comix in NYC on Sunday, March 8th!



Check it out here.



And if you haven’t seen our video yet:





Quotations

Friday, March 6th, 2009

Look! I said some cool shit!!



I’m not going to die because I failed as someone else. I’m going to succeed as myself.
Margaret Cho, I’m The One That I Want, 1999



When people think the world of you, be careful with them.
Margaret Cho, Margaret Cho Blog, 09-26-05



Just because you are blind, and unable to see my beauty doesn’t mean it does not exist.
Margaret Cho, Margaret Cho’s weblog, 03-23-06



It’s like your batteries get low, and you need to charge them on someone else’s story.
Margaret Cho, Margaret Cho’s weblog, 04-11-2006



Success is meaningless if you can’t sleep at night because of harsh things said, petty secrets sharpened against hard and stony regret, just waiting to be plunged into the soft underbelly of a ‘friendship.’
Margaret Cho, Margaret Cho’s Weblog, 04-12-2006



Privacy and security are those things you give up when you show the world what makes you extraordinary.
Margaret Cho, Margaret Cho’s Weblog, 07-05-04



The incognito of lower class employment is an effective cloak for any dagger one might wish to hide.
Margaret Cho, Margaret Cho’s Weblog, 08-24-04



I am so beautiful, sometimes people weep when they see me. And it has nothing to do with what I look like really, it is just that I gave myself the power to say that I am beautiful, and if I could do that, maybe there is hope for them too. And the great divide between the beautiful and the ugly will cease to be. Because we are all what we choose.
Margaret Cho, Margaret Cho’s weblog, 03-23-06



I have learned to love that which is meant to harm me, so that I can stand in the way of those who are less strong. I can take the bullets for those who aren’t able to.
Margaret Cho, weblog, 01-14-04



Love is the big booming beat which covers up the noise of hate.
Margaret Cho, weblog, 01-15-04



Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
Margaret Cho, weblog, 01-18-04



Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction and you are you once again.
Margaret Cho, weblog, 01-27-04



Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the worst crime you can commit as a woman. But ugly, as beautiful, is an illusion.
Margaret Cho, weblog, 01-27-04



Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind in order to secure my heart.
Margaret Cho, weblog, 03-03-04



If we have the opportunity to be generous with our hearts, ourselves, we have no idea of the depth and breadth of love’s reach.
Margaret Cho, weblog, 03-09-04



Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else’s life forever.
Margaret Cho, weblog, 03-11-04



Try to love someone who you want to hate, because they are just like you, somewhere inside, in a way you may never expect, in a way that resounds so deeply within you that you cannot believe it.
Margaret Cho, weblog, 03-11-04



Try to put your happiness before anyone else’s, because you may never have done so in your entire life, if you really think about it, if you are really honest with yourself.
Margaret Cho, weblog, 03-11-04



Some people are that – more than a parent, more than a role model, more than anything less than a religion.
Margaret Cho, weblog, 05-04-04



I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.
Margaret Cho, weblog, 10-30-03



People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in.
Margaret Cho, weblog, 10-30-03