Archive for August, 2010

Margaret on KTLA performing “Lice”

Tuesday, August 31st, 2010

Margaret was on KTLA this morning, performing a song from her new album of comedy music, Cho Dependent. “Lice” was co-written by Ben Lee, and she performed it this morning with Garrison Starr and Jack Rudy, who both appear on Cho Dependent.



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My Whole Body Hurts

Tuesday, August 31st, 2010

I am at “Dancing with the Stars” rehearsal 2 hours early because I live so far from the studio and I don’t have time to go home in between appointments. Its crazy. There’s paparazzi outside – NOT taking my picture!! That is totally fine by me. I have serious cameltoe right now and it’s only the beginning. I predict that of all the contestants I have the biggest cameltoe and will for the duration of the competition.



The other competitors are lovely. The only ones we haven’t met yet are Michael Bolton (!) and The Situation – who I am dying to meet!! It’s all very exciting. I saw the back of his head in his car driving to fittings this morning and I could tell his abs were defined just from that. He is the polar opposite of me in that I have never done an abdominal exercise in my life, so perhaps he will be a good influence. I have had 3 rehearsals so far with my fabulous partner (I have the greatest one!!!) and my whole body hurts. Even the muscles on the tops of my feet hurt. Also my brain hurts from trying to focus on learning the steps. I feel like an old dog with hip dysplasia trying to enter an agility competition with a lot of puppies. I am not familiar with learning any kind of choreography. I am an intuitive dancer, which is good for lots of things, but ballroom is a very strict discipline, as far as I can tell. It’s also hard to remember the steps. I think I would do better on “Dancing with the Stoners”- but that show is not picked up yet.



I think that everyone is really nice and I am psyched to get to dance with them – especially Florence Henderson! She is such an icon and I met her years and years ago doing “Politically Incorrect.” She is a sassy and hot lady!! Jennifer Grey is really cool too. She is so beautiful and sweet and looked amazing in her ballroom outfit at the fitting! I wish I looked as good!



I am fucking so exhausted and I smell really weird and like pee but also sweat, so I feel sorry for everyone who has been coming in contact with me. I shower but the smell is in my car seats and is soaking into my clothing when I am driving. It’s like when you sweat so much that it starts to smell like pee and mildew. I have no previous injuries that I am worried about – what I am fighting is atrophy. I have never really done anything like this – it’s kind of like being on “Survivor” but with sequins and better food. My feet are bleeding through the satin ballroom shoes and my ingrown toenails are coming out and over my toes. I go to sleep at night and I am having nightmares that I am shaking it on the dance floor and a small turd is shaking out of my dress during the Viennese Waltz. That dance is scary. I mean – I can pop my pussy but the Viennese Waltz? It’s gonna be a challenge! That is what its like right now. I will keep everyone updated on the goings on backstage and on the floor.



Margaret’s on Dancing With the Stars!

Monday, August 30th, 2010

I’m so excited to be doing Dancing With The Stars, but I’ve got a lot to learn. I’ve got some mean stripper moves and I can pick up a dollar with my butt, however the Viennese Waltz is all new for me! I’ve been training with my partner for three days now and I can’t believe how much my body hurts! I’m trying to embrace the pain.



Review of the Cho Dependent Tour – Vancouver

Monday, August 30th, 2010

Margaret Cho’s focus on toilet parts radiantly funny
by Adrian Mack
The Vancouver Straight



Margaret Cho’s performance at the Queen Elizabeth Theatre on Saturday was so bracingly filthy that you wondered if people were cheering for the punch lines or the sheer nastiness of it all.



Either way, it was a good night for the veteran comedian, who’s been hitting the road to support her first album of music, Cho Dependent.



Cho gave us three numbers between all the standup, with a Carl Newman cowrite called “Your Dick” being the best, and a rap song called “My Puss”—delivered in her mom’s exaggerated accent—easily the most scabrous. Along with her mother’s puss, Cho’s spoken material was strongly focused on her own toilet parts, most memorably in the first couple minutes of the show, when she explained why she farts a “fine mist” of extra virgin olive oil these days.



We were all pretty intimate with Cho’s ass by the end of the night. She spoke at length about her “shy hole”, her newfound taste for anal, and her desire to co-opt the end-to-end gay strategy known as “the spit roast”. “But I’m Korean,” she frowned, “and we like barbecue.”



There were digressions into cock, California’s Prop 8, queefs, white people, geriatric strippers, sperm donors, sexting her mom by accident, cock, cock, more cock, and—being that this was Vancouver—her passion for weed. “Last time I was here,” she said, “I got so fucking stoned that I bought $5,000 worth of yoga gear.”



One of her best bits was about living as a bisexual Asian in super-white Peachtree City, Georgia, for the half of the year she spends shooting Drop Dead Diva. “It’s weird when your apartment is the ghetto, the gay neighbourhood, and Chinatown,” she said. “It’s a lot of pressure.”



Cho scored a lot of points off of stereotypes, noting that “the only time Koreans show emotion is when someone either dies or shoplifts”, or launching into ludicrously broad (and gut-busting) caricatures of her own family. It’s not exactly fresh, but Cho is too smooth and radiantly funny for anybody to care, and it’s odd how she manages to be so cheerfully gross without really coming off as terribly offensive, even when she’s fantasizing about sleep-raping a guy and sucking up his junk “like a jello shot”.



More to the point, it’s just nice to have somebody advocating for those of us who combine a pornographic imagination with simple ambitions. There probably wasn’t anybody in the theatre who didn’t relate when Cho said, “You know, I’m 41, and my goal in life is to just keep getting fucked.”



Review of Cho Dependent Tour – Portland

Friday, August 27th, 2010

Comedy review: Margaret Cho adds maturity — and musical comedy — to stand-up act in Portland
by Lee Williams
The Oregonian



She may be making her first foray into musical comedy, but Margaret Cho already knows how to sell a song.



And launch a new tour.



Cho kicked off her latest national concert tour, “Cho Dependent,” to a nearly sold-out crowd at Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall on Thursday night.



This week she also released the “Cho Dependent” companion album, a collection of ditties Cho co-composed with artists ranging from musicians Tegan and Sara and Ani DiFranco to fellow comic Tommy Chong.



Working the stage in micro-mini denim shorts and a sleeveless top that exposed her recent tapestry of tattoos (she has said they now cover 20 percent of her body), Cho sprinkled performances of four songs throughout her hundred-minute show, hitting their humorous notes with some surprising vocal chops and musical craftsmanship.



“I’m Sorry,” a grisly little alt-country twanger was even funnier and grislier after Cho recounted the song’s inspiration: She’d Google’d an old flame she wanted to rekindle, only to find out he’d murdered his wife. (Watch the “I’m Sorry” video.)



An electro-rap tune delivered as a duet with Cho’s opening act John Roberts, and a ballad she sang while strumming acoustic guitar, hit their marks as well. Like many songs on the album, their titles can’t be said here.



But it was halfway through her set, during a torch song dedicated to male genitalia, when Cho got some nifty, additional back-up.



The curtain behind her lifted revealing the Portland Gay Men’s Chorus, a surprising, tuxedoed choral accompaniment that seemed both sweet and entirely appropriate to the number, and to her show. Cho has long been a spokesperson for gay and lesbian issues.



The meat and potatoes of her concerts is still her stand-up. The material, her paced delivery, and Cho’s amazing facial contortions, were where she shined most on Thursday.



Unlike during her election-year tours, politics took a bit of a back seat, though Cho got in a few barbs about California’s Proposition 8



Her biggest riffs remained current events, body image and gay culture. Cho’s been trying to make headway at her gym in Peachtree City, Ga., she explained, the Atlanta suburb where her girl-powered Lifetime comedy “Drop Dead Diva” shoots. To the gym’s stacks of conservative Focus on Family magazines, Cho says she’s added gay reading staples The Advocate magazine and Italian Men’s Vogue.



And a huge theme was sex: procuring sex now that she’s in her 40s, as opposed to her 20s, when she said all she had to do was pretend she didn’t speak English; imagining sex during her living-assisted years; her own perils with sexting; to visiting a strip club that employs elderly strippers and serves steaks. (”What kind of wine goes with that?” she pondered.)



In other words, vintage Cho. This was the chance to see and hear an already drop-dead funny diva growing, flexing new musical muscle, and fearlessly mature.



Cho Dependent Tour Starts Today

Thursday, August 26th, 2010

Margaret kicks off her North American Cho Dependent tour today in Portland, OR at the Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall!





The Cho Dependent tour, sponsored by Logo, runs through December 12th and is a brand new stand up show, featuring a couple of songs from Margaret’s new album of comedy music, Cho Dependent (available in stores or directly from Margaret with an instant download here).



    Complete list of Cho Dependent Tour Dates

(TICKETS HERE):



08/26 Portland, OR – Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall
08/27 Seattle, WA – Paramount Theatre
08/28 Vancouver, BC – Queen Elizabeth Theatre
09/10 Houston, TX – House of Blues
09/11 Dallas, TX – Verizon Theatre
09/12 Austin, TX – Paramount Theater
09/17 Las Vegas, NV – The Pearl @ Palms Casino
09/18 Phoenix, AZ – Dodge Theatre
09/23 Anaheim, CA – Grove of Anaheim
09/24 San Diego, CA – Humphreys Concerts by the Bay
09/25 Saratoga, CA – Mountain Winery
09/26 Napa, CA – Uptown Theatre
10/01 Calgary, AB – Southern Alberta Jubilee
10/02 Edmonton, AB – Winspear Centre
10/09 Denver, CO – Paramount Theatre
10/14 Madison, WI – Overture – Capitol Theatre
10/15 Minneapolis, MN – State Theater
10/16 Chicago, IL – Chicago Theatre
10/17 Detroit, MI – The Fillmore Detroit
10/22 Toronto, ON – Massey Hall
10/23 Montreal, QC – Salle Wilfrid Pelletier
10/24 Ottawa, ON – National Arts Center – Southam Hall
10/27 Scranton, PA – Scranton Cultural Center
10/28 Boston, MA – Wilbur Theatre
10/29 Washington, DC – Warner Theatre
10/30 Atlantic City, NJ – Caesars Atlantic City- Circus Maximus
11/4 Montclair, NJ – The Wellmont Theatre
11/05 New York, NY – Beacon Theatre (NY Comedy Festival)
11/06 Mashantucket, CT – Fox Theatre
11/19 Durham, NC – Carolina Theater
12/02 San Luis Obispo – Alex Madonna Expo Center
12/03 Los Angeles, CA – The Wiltern
12/04 San Francisco, CA – Nob Hill Masonic Center
12/09 Clearwater, FL – Ruth Eckerd Hall
12/10 Orlando, FL – Hard Rock Live
12/11 Miami Beach, FL – Fillmore – Jackie Gleason Theater
12/12 Atlanta, GA – Tabernacle



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Cho Dependent Out Today!

Tuesday, August 24th, 2010

Margaret’s brand new album, Cho Dependent, featuring comedy songs she collaborated on with Ben Lee, Tegan and Sara, Fiona Apple, Brendan Benson, Jon Brion, Garrison Starr, Meghan Toohey, Ani DiFranco, Tommy Chong, Grant Lee Phillips, Rachael Yamagata, AC Newman, Patty Griffin and Andrew Bird, is available in stores today! Check it out on iTunes, Amazon, Napster, or listen to the album at the AOL Music Listening Party, or Spinner. Autographed copies available at Newbury Comics!



Cho Dependent Album Cover
Album and Vinyl package layout and design by The Uprising – original painting by Shawn Barber as the cover.



Check out the videos, directed by Liam Sullivan:







What people are saying about Cho Dependent:



The result is a delightfully exuberant album that includes melodic drug-inspired pop (”Calling in Stoned”), a club-thumpin’ dance number about sperm donation, a Dylan-esque folk anthem for head lice, a perfectly titled torch song (”Eat Sh-t and Die”), and a lush, “wall-of-sound” ode to cock. Overall, Cho Dependent delivers both musically and comically….Margaret manages to do justice to both.
- Koream Magazine



This is no half-assed attempt at crossing over – she enlisted the help of everyone from Tegan and Sara and Ani DiFranco to A.C. Newman and Andrew Bird to create some damn fine tunes for her damn fine voice.
- New York Magazine



“Cho Dependent” is filled with witty and funny lyrics as well as delicious vocals and catchy hooks….Her brilliance is showcased best in tracks like “Your Dick” a ballad that pays homage to a man’s southern region while the lyrics are blunt the melody is sweet and the harmonization is lovely enough to momentarily make you forget you’re listening to a comedic album, that is until the falsetto comes in proclaiming “I like your balls too.”
- Sinister Girlz



The album succeeds along the lines of Yankovic’s and those of Cho’s other contemporaries – like Tenacious D and the Bloodhound Gang – with first-rate music combined with laugh lines worthy of a spit take via milk, beer or an internal organ.
- The Press-Register



Personally I love the whole record and foresee it living on my CD player for quite some time.
-Holly Cara Price, The Huffington Post



Margaret Cho sings – and she doesn’t suck! Her first single, I’m Sorry, is just like her – sweet and funny….charming and clever…It will put a smile on your face!
- Perez Hilton.com



Katy Perry may be campy and Lady Gaga may be daring, but both seem so manufactured these days. Cho offers a funnier, more foul-mouthed alternative that won’t ever go the sell-out/censored route. Depend on it.
- LA Weekly



The album is at its best, though, when the backing also takes on some comedic value, like “Gimme Your Seed,” where Cho’s depiction of a trip to the sperm bank is matched with auto-tuned vocals and electro-popped backing.
- Limewire