Photo with Ben Lee, by Lindsey Byrnes:

Its real rock n roll hall of fame looking!!
I’m deep in the Sahara with head lice and boils all over my body, especially one right above my hole so every time I scratch it, people assume I am diggin in my butt.
So I believe I deserve this award.
Please vote for me!!! The licey boiley bitch!! hell yes!!!
Here is me in Tibet in 2000 at 17,000 feet. I was really sick from the high altitude. The people that lived up there made all their money from tourists who dizzily climbed up the Himalayas to take pictures while dazed on small, very decorated yaks. I wish the photo had not cut off the guy next to the yak. They were really amazing people who lived up there. They were covered in dust and ash which worked well as a strong sunblock and when they weren’t taking our pictures, they were meditating. I love this yak. It looks like Ralph!

I am convinced those people got into that white house state dinner because they are white. I attended a state dinner during the Clinton administration and they did such a thorough background check before I was even allowed to RSVP that I was coming I thought they were going to ask me for a stool sample – we are talking DEEP BACKGROUND – and I am fucking famous. And I was fucking famous then. White people always look more INVITED than non white people.