Posts Tagged ‘Motorcycles’

Going Down

Monday, August 27th, 2012

I went down on my bike, fairly badly, and I am unhurt, but it was so terrifying. I didn’t run into anybody. Unfortunately for me (but fortunately for everyone else) it was just between me and the curb and the hill. The wheels got in a bit of an argument, my hands forgot what to do. I did a semi wheelie going uphill and all of Gail, my Abigail, my 1966 Honda Dream, vintage and heavy with a full belly of gas left me behind, semi flipped up in the air and landed on my leg and arm. I moved out of the way fast enough to catch most of the impact on my new icon federal 1000 jacket’s ce approved elbow armor and my heavy duty Harley-Davidson boots. My Harley boots kept my leg from snapping in half, for real! Thank you Harley for my leg. And thank you Icon for my elbow.



I have no bruises at all besides my bruised pride and although there is a fair amount of pain, there doesn’t seem to be permanent damage. I was going to go to the emergency room but then no bones seem to be poking through my skin so I will forgo it for now. I don’t like the doctor, and so even though I might be dead right now, I am just going to haunt my house and leave it at that.



It has been three days and the bike is still parked at a super awkward angle on my street. My accident happened in my driveway after a very long and satisfying ride through the city. I felt so confident from riding on the busy streets, signaling with my arms as I have no turn signals on this old girl, leaning into turns – even getting pulled over by cops, not to get tickets but just so they could get to talk to the hot girl in the bright red leather jacket and glowing white vintage bike who turned out to be an “actual movie star” (their words, not mine) that I could take the hill on my street from the opposite, steeper end. It was when I got cocky that I got dumb.



No matter how successful and joyous your ride is, it doesn’t mean it will stay that way. Even when you are almost home, you could crash, like I did. The mailman was delivering mail to my house right at that moment and was there to help me out from under the bike where i was pinned. I am not going to say ‘trapped’ because that sounds really too dramatic. Pinned. I was pinned. I was not really sure how to get out from under a still roaring motorcycle and so just laid there until the mailman gently suggested that I kill the engine, which I did, which released me partway, and so I will not say I was ‘trapped’.



Wear your gear and real quality gear if you can. Seriously. Body armor is not only for track days. Pay attention, always, even if you are in the driveway. Go to the doctor. I am not going to, but do as I say and not as I do. Really, I am just fine. Keep the shiny side up. Stay up.



PARADE

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2012

Margaret Cho’s Newest Confidence Booster: Her Motorcycle

Margaret Cho is a comedian, actress, singer-songwriter, and now a Harley-Davidson rider.



The Drop Dead Diva star took her latest passion to New York City this month to share her riding experience with a group of women at a blogging conference in New York City hosted by Harley-Davidson.



“One of my proudest achievements was getting my motorcycle license,” Cho says. “I think it’s an inspiring thing.”



Cho, 43, talked to Parade.com about motorcycle riding, her role on Drop Dead Diva, and her first-ever Emmy nomination for her portrayal of North Korean dictator Kim Jong-il on 30 Rock.

On her latest love: motorcycle riding. 

“I’ve always wanted to learn to ride a motorcycle, but I never thought I’d actually do it. I don’t know if it’s the motion or the speed or the wind, but it’s such an empowering thing. It gives me confidence. I felt like such a klutz before, but I’ve realized that I’m actually pretty coordinated! You can kind of escape all the stress of your life and just be on a bike. It’s a tremendous feeling.”



On the next item on her bucket list.
“I think the next step from motorcycling is definitely flying a plane. I’d love to get my pilot’s license.”



On her Emmy nod for her role as Kim Jong-il on 30 Rock.
“I’m excited! I’m the only one who played a man. I don’t know if I should have been in the male category or not! I’m actually of North Korean decent, so I was the right choice for the role. Even though I’m not a man, I did look just like him!”



On her role on Drop Dead Diva.
“I love the show. We’re having a really good time. I can’t believe it’s already been four seasons. It’s really funny and it’s also really heartfelt. It’s a great show for women and a great show for women to watch with their daughters. It promotes beautiful images of different kinds of women and also this great heroine who really doesn’t have to sell herself short in any way. She doesn’t have to choose between being beautiful or being smart. She can be both and we can all be both.”



On her biggest passion: stand-up comedy.
“I’m on tour right now. It’s called ‘Mother’ and it’s all about my mom, which is fun. I’m traveling lot and doing a lot of shows. Comedy is my main profession. It’s the most rewarding for me and the most precious to me. It was what I started with and what I’ll always do.”



FULL ARTICLE HERE



Born to be Mild

Tuesday, August 21st, 2012

If I see you riding when I am driving or walking or riding myself, my heart goes out to you, and if I could I’d like to cover you in an invisible blanket of good luck and good timing and safety and fingers firm on the controls. May your wheels spin fast underneath you and take you exactly where you need to go. I guess I wish this, and wish you well, rider, because I would hope I could have the same.



Strangers looking out for each other? That is such a nice thought. I’ll think it more as I trudge around this idea. I’ve been dealt some blows by humanity, yes, in ways humanity has been fairly ugly, and I want to restore my faith in folks. I just poke around the spiritual stuff, but I also know certain things are true and right. Kindness and karma link, and there rewards for good actions even in the face of ferocious fighting especially when fighting for good.



When I see motorcycles I feel free, and I am reminded of my own freedom of spirit and motion and how it moves me. Those who are riding hopefully can manage the risk of it with the thrill of it. I am not sure I do yet, but I am trying, and perhaps then the wish for it is enough to keep me safe for now, along with heavily padded leather pants that give me prodigious junk in the trunk – which is an overwhelming positive in my opinion.



Good Old Gail

Thursday, July 5th, 2012

The Honda Dream arrived to meet me in Georgia, and I made a nice little apartment for her at my workplace, which also happens to be a quiet municipal airport. She’s not running great, but that is to be expected, being a bit older than me, and with already 2 cross country treks in her short life as mine. There’s dirty carbs, choke issues – now the electrical problems are solved and it’s decidedly all about the fuel line, but before wee Gail (her full name is Abigail the motorcycle) goes under the wrench again, I wanted one good ride on her.



Her engine fired up easily and warmed steady as I pulled on my helmet and gloves. New Porsche sunglasses allow me to crack the visor without crying and I put them on last for dramatic effect. My motocross boots are tight enough to crush my calves in a bruisy embrace, and the blackish purple marks will take weeks to heal even if I elevate my feet every chance I have. Since I have seen Gail last, she’s had new wheels fitted onto her, for the first time in 45 years. She’s way bouncier than she was, the rubber virginal and giving and full of vigor and life. New things are spongy and satisfying.



I rode around the airport in circles, not a car in sight, weaving in between the neat rows of tiny planes, puddle jumpers and helicopters, gliders and prop planes, big toys for big boys, shiny and new and ready to take flight.



Made brave by my solitude, I rode faster and faster and took to the runway. Here was a perfect, smooth road, no other vehicles in my path, laid out before me in a straight line pointed toward the horizon. I could go fast and I did and I hadn’t gotten to this higher gear yet in my short career so far as a motorcyclist. The Honda has no speedometer, the precious needle having fallen off long before we met, and so I don’t know how fast I was going, but I did need to clang my visor shut with a stiff, panicked gloved hand and the wind whipped loud on my eardrums.



The volume of the wind rushing through my helmet was alarming, the sound unfamiliar and blaring to my delicate recording studio ears. As I pulled off the runway I couldn’t hear anything, but I wasn’t expecting anything. I cruised back towards the hangars and turned a corner a little faster than I would have if I were on the street. Facing me was a propeller running, chopping up the air like spinning knives. I felt the fearsome breeze of it on my neck but not on my closed helmet face.



My Motorcycle Club

Monday, June 11th, 2012

I was out and about in east Atlanta, where I have been spending more time lately, at bars and restaurants and rock shows with my younger friends. They continued on into the night and tired, premenopausal me headed home. I can’t keep up with them, but I try doggedly for the happy hours, their first drinks and my senior citizen’s special, but then shortly I am off to my bed. This night I stayed uncharacteristically late (but early for everyone else), to say goodbye to my dear young friend Ben. If I were to have a son, I’d wish he’d be just like Ben. He’s everything I want in offspring, and then some.



I secretly paid the bill and left my beloved friends for my beloved Kindle Fire. On my way out of the parking lot, I drove by a large crowd of young men, sipping judiciously and slow on Whynattes and Gatorade, as certain activities and alcohol do not mix well. I know this for a fact, truly madly and deeply. Very deeply.



They were standing in the street in front of the widely opened doors of a motorcycle garage, chatty and ebullient. They hovered around their impressive, expertly and intricately customized bikes, chopped up two wheel wonders gleaming with chrome and heavily constructed after market pipes, laid back lowered and painstakingly whip stitched solo seats, flaming peanut tanks atop chassis that had either the odd structural neo-futuristic tubing of Ducati or the tidy café racer guts of BSA or Triumph or Norton.



Extraordinary machines leaned on their sidestands, cute guys in their worn out leathers all around them, pudding bowl helmets (unsafe and useless but cute as hell – go for the full face helmets please, and keep these pudding bowls for photos cuz they’re cool) precariously hanging on handlebars by chinstraps – these are a few of my favorite things.



Each bike cut a dramatic bella figura, as each was a little fantasia, a Frankenstein’s monster made of iron and steel, built for the wind, wholly representative of its owner, the only limitations being the confines of basic engineering and the hazard of deft imagination. They’d welded together the parts of motorcycles that they loved, creating the bikes each in their own image. It was man playing god through motorcycle mechanics, and on this, the seventh day, they rested.



This was a relatively quiet gathering, as it was still fairly early, and they were all probably nerdy gearheads anyway, as there were no girls in sight. The loud hip-hop I have always associated with east Atlanta parties was muted so that they could continue conversing about their bikes, what went wrong with them, what went right, what you could do, what you couldn’t do, what they were planning to do, where they bought parts, who gave them good deals, who ripped them off – then more solemnly – who went down, and who nearly did. Good natured gallows humor and humble respect for the grim reaper and cage drivers(cars) in front of you unexpectedly turning left, the bane of all who ride, and what we are (or should be) constantly watching for, historically and presently.



I stopped my car and rolled down my windows to gawk at the fine, fine motorcycles. This caused some curiosity with the guys, and they popped their heads into my car to invite me to their party. It was clear I wasn’t going home anytime soon.



I inspected and asked after all the bikes, and they were happy to share their vast motorcycle knowledge with me, wisdom passed down, experienced biker to novice biker. I told them about my 1966 Honda Dream 305 but they had yet to see one in their garage, and they were all far too young to remember them when they first hit the market. I mentioned my forthcoming Harley Sportster, and they became even more animated and brightly enthusiastic. In general, Harleys, Ducatis and the vintage British bikes were what they were into. We spoke at length about the Iron 883 and the Forty-Eight and the Seventy-Two and the Superlow as if they were friends we had in common. We reminisced about the infamous suicide clutch on Harley-Davidson gas tanks built in the 1930s and I asked if they’d read the book about the Vincent in the barn.



They implored me to ride the Honda over soon, and that they customized and chopped and fixed everything, regardless of year, make and model. I could purchase the parts online and bring them in and they’d work on it. They’d change oil and tune up and add accessories. Whatever I needed, wanted, craved, they’d be more than happy to oblige me. They loved bikes, and were even good with scooters too, which in hipster Atlanta is the ride of choice. It’s Mod as Brighton here. I didn’t expect that, being a sworn and born Rocker myself, to the bone. I signed an autograph. I got a phone number. I promised I’d return. I will. I know this.



One boy was extremely flirtatious, and begged me come home with him. I did not, for even though I talk and walk with much brag and swagger, I am actually spoken for, and so I don’t go anywhere anymore with boys or anyone frankly. I did reach my hand out to touch his face, lovely as a girl’s, his flawless skin smooth against my rough, calloused musician’s fingertips. I asked his age and he said defensively, “21……”. I threw my head back and whinnied like a horse and then said quietly, “be careful on that bike. Don’t you mess up that pretty face.” He nodded solemnly, then after a meaningful pause said plainly –



“Well… you be careful too. Because you are beautiful. So beautiful. Come and stay a minute with me. Bring that beauty over here, next to me. Come on. Please. Please?”



AH. MY HEART. HE IS ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS. WHAT A GREAT MOMENT TO BE ALIVE AND BE ME RIGHT NOW.



I want to see that kid at vintage bike rallies for years to come. I want to watch his hair go grey and tiny lines start to appear around his baby face. I want to wave at him on his amazing and loud custom bike from my rickety vintage steed as we pass each other on Euclid. Perhaps we could revisit this mutual attraction when I am in my 60s and he is in his 40s, when our age difference wouldn’t raise as many eyebrows. that’s a nice thing to consider. I said goodbye and visualized a glowing light all around him, to protect him as best as I could.



Sweet young stranger, be well. Ride safe. Let’s meet again, sooner and later. Let me be witness to your days, months, years as the sun turns around you, as time takes you from boy to man to elder. I look forward to this.



I think the majority of folks would assume I was talking about white guys, who run and own most of what we know as the motorcycle trade. Being a biker is to be a minority in and unto itself, and often there is an unspoken limit to how many minority identities you are allowed to claim. The motorcycle enthusiasts I met were all African American, younger than me, and of course, knew their way around bikes far better than me. Race in riding isn’t widely discussed, probably because like everything, it’s considered the province of white men, but I know that this is not entirely true. we are living proof of it, and we are keeping the shiny side up for as long as we possibly can.



The history of motorcycling was altered forever by Cliff Vaughs and Ben Hardy, Black men who imagined then built the masterpiece choppers from the iconic film “Easy Rider” – we are talking about the dudes who realized the dream of THE CHOPPER – yet the enduring legacy and lore of mainstream biker culture in America doesn’t include them. Why aren’t Vaughs and Hardy household names? Why must race so often disguise and camouflage brilliance? Why do I feel I will ask this question until the end of my days and never be answered truthfully? Perhaps it’s at once my flaw and saving grace – I ask things too directly.



In Georgia, 70% of all motorcycle fatalities are young African American men, which is terrible and profound, because they don’t constitute 70% of all riders, not by a long shot. Death by bike is always possible, as the road and its rigors are an equal opportunity destroyer, but the racial disparity here sickens and scares me.



In the south, racial differences are egregiously more apparent than in other places I have lived, yet in an unexpected way. What I have noticed, being a relatively naïve and new southerner, is that there are way more interracial couplings, way more interracial friendships, way more racial harmony in general here, seriously more than Los Angeles, which could rival 80s apartheid in the segregated-by-freeways cityscape, but race in the south is also mentioned more, noticed more, discussed and dissected more, and not always in the best light.



Being of color and living in the south is to know that you are considered different, other, outsider. Race is inescapable here, possibly due to the history, as stars and bars still fly in some parts, and maybe the weather too. You can’t bundle up. It’s hot. Everyone walks around without sleeves. They see your color coming from far away. There’s an irksome honesty inherent to the land. Folks just talk about things like they are. People come in different colors. They get treated according to their color. Not always badly, but there is a difference. There is always a difference.



The prejudice isn’t what you’d expect. There’s an interesting acceptance of race here, and idea that yes, we are not the same, but we must live in the same place, so let’s really go for it and live together. Let’s get married and have biracial children and hang out with people who are not the same because who else would we marry and have kids with and be friends with? We have to get along because we are all we have.



There is an eventuality and finality to the racial divisions in the south because in general, southerners don’t let their racial divisions get in the way of their lives. They don’t let the racial divisions divide. They don’t ignore them like they do in Los Angeles or London, cloaking the color of skin with a patina of invisibility, where the less white you are, the less you are seen.



Southerners don’t pretend that racism isn’t real, or that they are post racism, which is the most ludicrous lie of all. Racism is dead on real in the south, painful and jarring as it is everywhere else, but it’s also strangely inconsequential, because nobody lets it stop them from having a good old time or loving on each other. That is why I sort of fit in down South. Sort of.



I fit in with the African American bikers, and I understand them all too well. I am sick of being defined by this skin, this identity, these assumptions of others. The bike sets me free. At speed, nobody sees my race. With a full face helmet and riding gear on, two wheels turning underneath you as fast as wheels can go, there is no color except the blur of the lines painted on the road, which you must watch, along with everything on the horizon, and carefully, or else all you will see is red, your blood on the asphalt, and that you will only see briefly, before everything fades to black.



On the bike I feel invincible, powerful, entitled – dare I say it – white. When I ride my bike I feel what I imagine a moneyed white man feels, like that famous Atlantan, Ted Turner himself, like this is my world, and I am seeing it from my Harley, if the chain don’t break. You can’t believe what a rush it is. It’s not possible to explain it to someone who doesn’t get the constant reminder of inequality that race represents. What could I say? Riding motorcycles makes me feel real. It makes me feel like I was always supposed to feel. For a second, it makes me feel like you.



I am imploring all bikers, especially bikers of color to ride safely. Watch the road. Watch yourselves. Watch out for each other. Let’s live to ride yet another day. There’s a saying, “Ride like you stole it”. I don’t want to adopt that for us. It’s far too loaded of a statement. There’s too much stereotyping and racism involved in that to get into here. Let’s change it up. Let’s ride like we own the road, like motorcycle cops, who in my opinion are the most practiced and proficient motorcyclists. When they are out on their beat, everyone slows down out of respect and a healthy measure of the right kind of fear. That is what I want for you and me. Don’t ride like you stole it. Ride like you patrol it.



Gail

Tuesday, April 17th, 2012

With my new mesh armor I felt unstoppable. I am super hero looking. I could pose for pictures with tourists in front of Mann’s Chinese theatre. I love body armor. It’s protective and looks cool and makes you feel – well, unstoppable, even by the blustery wind that had the great staff at the Honda garage asking “Margaret – you really want to ride in this weather?” Yes I do. Just around the block a couple of times. I am not going up to Angeles crest or anything. Yes I would love to ride the dragon, deal’s gap, the mission of most motorcyclists – but it will be maybe a few years before that happens. I just want to get to the end of the block and then come back around. It’s enough for now. then, just like a real biker, I will have some coffee and pie.



My beautiful Honda dream is being restored, bit by bit. Rust corrodes the gas tank, and some of the rubber here and there hasn’t really stood the test of time. The tires are backordered, whitewalls that the bike comes with are on a waitlist longer than a year, too long for me anyway, so I got black ones instead. Many of the bike’s issues have been solved by no less than three brilliant mechanics – here as in many cases – it takes a village.



I went down to the garage to say hello to my bike, her name is Abigail, sometimes Gail, but never Abby. Gail is like my older sister, as I have always wanted one. She’s the louder sibling that hasn’t been ridden as much. Gail hasn’t seen all that much of the world, so it does her good to get out and about. Gail is getting on a truck soon to meet me in Peachtree City. Gail is packing her saddlebags and going on a trip. Gail, I can see and feel and hear, is extremely excited by her new life with me.



I got on Gail today and I was startled by the absence of my constant passenger, fear. Ever since I started riding, fear puts on a helmet and swings a leg over and grabs onto my torso. Fear has kept me from leaning properly with the turns and curves and has made me almost fall many times. Fear encourages me to slam into walls and guardrails. Fear turns my head to where I don’t want to go. Fear is the worst. Fear didn’t come today though. Never showed up.



I got on Gail alone, just me and her, for once, and we zipped down the street, cars behind us and beside us and in front of us. I felt nothing except the good sense to stay away from them and also to anticipate their movements. Gail and I went with the traffic and turned off onto a side street. Fear wasn’t there, no matter where I looked.



The inside of my helmet remained dry, my mouth stayed wet. I didn’t feel or hear my heart beat inside my helmet, only the wind rushing through, and the engine between my legs as well as the engines all around me. my visor was shut, and it didn’t fog over with the rising heat of fear. It stayed clear. No fear. Nothing. Just me. Gail humming smoothly. My new body armor strapping me up and in, holding me tight to myself, legs actively pressing into the gas tank, like a biker should do.



I know that this is the most dangerous time of riding, when the beginner stops feeling the intense, paralysis of fear. When fear is no longer a passenger, what is there to stop us? Caution must be constant, not fear, but I have a hard time separating the two I guess. Caution’s grip isn’t as strong around me. Caution is like fear’s child I guess, and I have to care for it well, or fear will come back, and take its revenge.



North Georgia

Monday, March 12th, 2012

Springtime in North Georgia sees many motorcycle riders, up on 400, weaving in between trailers and motor homes as the bright southern sun breaks through the clouds. It’s the first time most have had their bikes out in months, and they can’t wait to get out there, much to the chagrin of the local police, who now have instituted a zero tolerance policy regarding motorcycles. If you go even one mile above the speed limit you will get pulled over and likely go to jail until the judge can make time for you to make you do time, and he better not be able to see your tattoos when he does.



I have no plans to go fast here or anywhere, and I am still dreaming some Harley dreams even though I am today bouncing along on a dual sport machine, my first. With its high fenders and knobby tires, sporty lines crossing its navy blue chassis, I feel like a 14 year old boy. Even though I have been riding for a few months now, I only just got the concept of rolling off the throttle. You don’t just open it, you close it too. roll on the throttle, roll off it. go, don’t go. It’s like that. this is the missing link that had me lurching long into my advanced beginner status. Maybe I am intermediate now, that I have figured this out.



It’s blazing hot outside but that won’t last long. This heat is a temporary fix, burning the water off the roads in steamy lines. I couldn’t tell you where I found the faith to ride in the unpredictable chaos of early March here. The seasons fight for dominance as they change, one unable to let go, the other coming on too soon for comfort. I understand the need for churches and houses of worship that sit astride each other in neat rows, as people here go to god for help with the weather. Is there a tornado coming? God only knows.



I am riding now in a new state, yet another life that is a repeat of an old one. I come home to Georgia as I come home to California as I come home to London as I come home to everywhere I have been every night. To me motorcycling makes sense because I want to stay in motion, all my things with me, cleverly stored and concealed, packed up and moveable, going strong.